篇一：生活大爆炸 第二季 19
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好了 灭了
Okay, it's done.
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伙计们
Look, guys, for the future,
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我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛
I don't mind killing the big spiders,
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但那么小的不用我出手吧
But you have to at least try with the little ones.
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佩妮 拜托
Penny, please.
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我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多
We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.
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谢尔顿 没那么严重
Sheldon, it's not so bad.
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不严重 简直是毛骨悚然
Not bad? it's horrible.
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你觉得像听故事一样
I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing,
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以为不会发生在你身上
But you never think it'll happen to you.
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他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛
So they steamed your dumplings.
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算了吧
Get over it.
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拜托 换个新话题
New topic, please.
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好吧 佩妮
All right, penny.
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我借这个机会向你表达
Let me take this opportunity to point out
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你今天看起来相当令人销魂
That you are looking particularly ravishing today.
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霍华德 一千个套套都别想
Not with a thousand condoms, howard.
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这么说还真有个数量
So, there is a number.
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拜托 换个新话题
Okay, new topic, please.
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你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗
Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out?
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-别说 嘘 -虾米
- No, shh-shh-shh! - what?!
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楼上的人要搬了
The people upstairs are moving out.
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别说
No!
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恐怖至极
The horror...
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你干嘛非要提这事呢
Why would you just say something like that?
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不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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那我还能怎么说
How else was I supposed to say it?
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慢一点 就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸
Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.
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不能直接丢进去
You don't just drop it in.
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要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间
You let the bag sit in the water a while.
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恐怖至极
The horror...
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谢尔顿 我保证不会有事的
Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.
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不可能会好了
No, it's not going to be fine.
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改变总是不好的
Change is never fine.
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人们说改变是好事 事实才不是
They say it is, but it's not.
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亲爱的 你认识那些要搬的人吗
Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?
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我从没见过他们
I never met them.
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这样他们才完美
That's what made them perfect.
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不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼
There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.
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不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声
There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.
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这一家就像是一窝小猫
They may as well have been a family of
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从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘
Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.
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但没有尿液中恼人的氨味
Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.
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我保证新来的也会安安静静的
Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.
篇二：生活大爆炸 第二季 14
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正巧拉杰想要尿尿*
* While Raj just wanted to pee.
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面对凶恶的怪兽时*
* He faced a fearsome giant
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背着一个悦耳的小提琴*
* With a fi-fi fiddle dee-dee
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有个勇敢的青年叫莱纳德*
* There once was a brave lad named Leonard
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真棒
Great.
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吟游诗人会为你写首歌的
Minstrels will write songs about you.
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我错了
I was wrong.
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你也可以称其为 战斗的印记
your warrior's wound, if you will.
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这可是荣誉徽章
That's your badge of honor
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而我的前额却还有擦不掉的墨迹
and I have indelible ink on my forehead!
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佩妮和她的垃圾前男友又好上了
Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend,
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完全是天性使然
because it's his nature.
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他为了正义和公道而斗争
He fights for right and justice simply
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幕后英雄从不邀功
The true hero doesn't seek adulation.
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为你骄傲 莱纳德
Well done, Leonard.
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拜拜
Bye.
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再见
Bye, guys.
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有机会戴新买的贝雷帽了
and I get to wear my new beret.
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我们明晚要共进晚餐
We're having dinner tomorrow night,
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没有 我认为他真的改变了
Nope. I just think he's really changed.
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他没有对其突然良心发现 给出任何理由吗
Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany?
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就这样
That's it?
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还钱本是天经地义
and wanted to do what was right.
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是的 他说他觉得很惭愧
Yes, he said he was feeling guilty
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真的吗 他有说为什么吗
Really? Did he say why?
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还把他欠我的钱还给了我
and gives me the money he owes me..
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科特回来了
Kurt shows up
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但最主要的是 突然间
but the biggest thing was, out of the blue,
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在餐厅里多加几小时的班
and picked up a few more hours at the restaurant,
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就如你说的 我省下一部分开支
Well, I cut back my expenses like you said
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但这些钱你从哪来的
but where did the money come from?
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虽然这与我无关
Hey, I know it's none of my business,
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该死 我还是没有摸透其中奥秘
Darn. I can't seem to get the hang of that.
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不
No.
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讽刺吗
Sarcasm?
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00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,230 非常感谢 帮了大忙了
Thank you very much. It helped a lot.
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00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,130 谢尔顿 这是你的钱
Sheldon, here is
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00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,730 佩妮 你来啦
Hello, Penny.
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00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,230 看起来像捕鱼的
Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat.
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00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:12,100 最近流行这款
It's kind of a fashionable look these days.
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00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,700 帽子不错
Nice hat.
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00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,000 谢尔顿
Sheldon!
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00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,700 -谢尔顿在吗 -在的 等等
-Hey. Is Sheldon here? -Yeah. Hang on.
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00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:53,810 不介意的话 我还是想尿尿
If anybody cares, I still have to pee
篇三：生活大爆炸 第二季 18
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马吃掉后的象
Knight to queen's bishop-five.
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高招 莱纳德要如何应对
Oh, very nice. what's leonard going to do this?
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是舍弃卒 还是改换布局呢
Does he give up the pawn or does he give up the position?
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马上揭晓
Let's find out.
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莱纳德 准备好了吗
Leonard, ready?
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-好了 -开始
- Ready. - Go.
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该死 滑了一下
Damn it. I slipped.
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真可惜
Too bad.
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但你清楚激光障碍特工象棋的规则
you know the rules of secret agent laser obstacle chess.
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莱纳德又死了 谢尔顿 你上吧
Leonard died again, sheldon. you're up.
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虽然我深爱象棋 激光和空气消毒剂
Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant,
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但我必须放弃
I must forfeit.
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为什么
Why?
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-因为快到11点了 -那又怎样
- Because it's almost 11:00. - so?
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佩妮给我立了"11点前敲门就往喉咙揍一拳"规则
So, penny has a "don't knock or I punch you in the throat" rule.
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这个主意好不好
Hey, you know what'd be a great idea?
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我们找些女生来玩激光视觉脱衣象棋
We get some girls over here and play laser optical strip chess.
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相信我 霍华德 肯玩象棋的女生
Believe me, howard, any girl who would be willing to play that,
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你不会想看她们的裸体
You don't want to see naked.
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你太低估我了
You underestimate me.
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佩妮 佩妮
Penny. penny.
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佩妮
Penny.
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好啊 谢尔顿
Hey, sheldon.
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上午11点到了
It's 11:00 a.m.
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我知道 你安全了
I know. you're safe.
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包裹送到时 你在上班
This package came while you were at work
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太好了 我订的莱茵石 谢谢
oh, great, my rhinestones.Thank you.
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-等等 -怎么了
- Excuse me. - what?
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你要签收
You have to sign this.
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这是什么
What is it?
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我签收了包裹
When I signed for the package,
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我就代表邮递公司
I was deputized by the united parcel service
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并受委托最终送达
And entrusted with its final delivery.
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我现在要你确认收到包裹
I now need you to acknowledge receipt of the package
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我才算完整履行法律义务
So that i'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.
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谢尔顿 只不过是一盒莱茵石而已
Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.
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这跟物品无关
Well, the contents are irrelevant.
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法定委托关系已经形成
A legal bailment has been created.
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你一点都不重视吗
Is that mean nothing to you?
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没有人会重视这个
It means nothing to anybody.
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过来 给你看看我做的东西
Come here, let me show you what I'm doing.
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‘委托’在普通法里的解释是
"bailment" describes a relationship in common law
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当个人的私有财产
where a physical possession of personal property,
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或者说动产
or "chattels,"